Monday, 21 June 2010

Wlodek S.

Another day, another experience.
Just as I’ve made a decision to leave dating for little while and just enjoy the summer, I’m contacted on the Polish version of Facebook (Nasza Klasa)… by the guy I lost virginity with! –Wlodek…


He was the hottest boy in town, in southern Poland where I grew up, and with his long dark hair he kind of resembled the Last Mohican, or the guy from the ‘Virgins suicides’ (whichever is cuter). I never really understood why he had any interest in me (a tall, skinny nerd) while, being sensitive, caring and very hot, he could have had anyone! I will spare you the details of the actual 'initiation', but I will tell you that even though our romance didn’t last long, I have never forgotten that summer...

So, he may be gay by now… who knows.

I plan to reply and mention few highlights of my life (when I think of some) and then will ask where the hell he’s been all these years!

9 comments:

Plentymorefishoutofwater said...

I think you should include the toothbrush incident a few weeks ago in your highlights. Please.
*Plentymorefishoutofwater - One Man's Dating Diary*

Beautiful but Grumpy said...

Fishy, sorry to break it to you but it was a fantasy! Unless we count dreams and fantasies as experiences. hmmm, why not.

Wombat said...

Excellent.

*waiting for BbG's highlights reel to begin*

Exile said...

Why am I not surprised that Fishy is the type of dip who cannot tell fact from fantasy?

Probably because he is the type who makes an appointment to see a girl then leaves her stranded God knows where when he finds out that she will not open her legs for all and sundry.

He makes my flesh crawl.

Beautiful but Grumpy said...

Oh dear. Sounds like Fishy is a trouble-maker...

Hey Wombat. Don't set high expectations, please :-)

Wombat said...

Okay. Assume I have zero expectations, and I'll be thrilled by any memoir-type blog posts.

Beautiful but Grumpy said...

Oh not memories! No. I'm a girl of the future. Everyone has the past but not everyone has a future.

Wombat said...

You're from the future?

Are you from another galaxy, BbG?

Beautiful but Grumpy said...

ha, ha. if you consider being born behind the Iron Curtain, then yes, I am.