So many date offers - so little time...
It certainly makes it easier to decide whom to date when you come across a guy who calls himself I_like_swans123 (I find it hard to believe that he couldn't register this name without adding numbers...)
His profile photo shows that he might be wearing a wig... but he is definitely wearing an 80's shell suit.
Here is what he wrote to me today, bless:
Hey there, I’ve noticed you’ve not added me to your favourites which is regretable but maybe understandable. You may well have already met someone, or you don’t think im a good match. You may be waiting to see what I do next, which to be fair is an attractive woman’s prerogative, and an option I favour, or you might be to contact me, another one I really like. infact there are a number of options. What would be nice though, and certainly in the spirit of Soulmates, is to tell me where you are at. Cheers Mac
4 comments:
Hahaha. Sorry, but you did reply to that, didn't you? That's gold and I'm taking it for my own.
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That seems a little needy to me... did you reply?
Kate x
I didn't of course! Do you think I should?
Never date a man who can't spell regrettable, or is too lazy to punctuate 'I'm', or begins a sentence with 'infact', or ends one with 'at', or uses the word 'nice'.
He is a blackguard, obviously
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