The veteran of on-line dating, Mr TV Director, is still demanding to meet me. He is trying to find ‘us’ a girl to have fun with, even though he is ‘not into that kind of thing and only doing it to fulfil your fantasy’.
We have only met twice before, but once ended up in bed.
Mr TV Director: Ha, haven’t heard from Kat. But then it has been a long time. I do know someone else… Older (forties), bit bigger than you, pretty Malaysian. Hmm. I didn’t want to see her again, but with you…
Beautiful but Grumpy: Old Malaysian woman… She might be a man! No!
Mr TV Director: I can tell you, she is NOT a man. She’s sex crazed and all woman!
BbG: I’m not convinced you would be able to tell, taking in account how desperate you are.
Mr TV Director: Yes, you have a point.
Oh, you’re being so difficult.
BbG: Some things can be negotiated, other, like fantasies and dreams, shouldn’t.
…….
BbG: Your name is Dan. Do you like it?
Mr TV Director: I prefer my own, but whatever fulfils your fantasy!
BbG: You may be appearing in one of my blog posts. How has your day been?
Mr TV Director: Boring, boring day. I’ve spent most of it trying to find a woman for you. Yours?
BbG: Who would have thought YOU would have a problem with that. Mine’s been good, thanks.
Mr TV Director: Why so good? I’m jealous.
BbG: You’ve got to start a blog! Bloggers can be amusing and refreshing. That’s not what I’ve been doing all day of course!
Mr TV Director: No, you’ve been gathering material?? Are you finished for today?
My plans for this evening have fallen through. But I would go out if there was a good offer.
Are you not out tonight then?
BbG: I might be going out to the local cinema later.
Mr TV Director: Adult cinema? Shame I have no porn to entice you over with.
BbG: No? I’m shocked.
Mr TV Director: Not that into it. Unless watching with someone.
I’m into real life women!
BbG: Shame you are not into REAL women, I might have been interested then.
Mr TV Director: I’ve failed to find you a woman today. If you don’t go to the cinema, we can go for a drink and try to pick one up. And if we fail, we can come back here and watch youporn.
BbG: I can’t. I’m on my period.
Mr TV Director: Well you can watch me and the lucky woman!
BbG: Intriguing but what if I find it so exciting that I won’t be able to resist but join?
Mr TV Director: You can play with yourself and take me in your mouth while I go down on her. Everybody’s happy.
BbG: That’s quite a lot of work you’ve invested just to get a blow job!
Mr TV Director: Actually I’m not a big fun of blow jobs!
BbG: Your face was telling a different story last time we met.
Mr TV Director: It’s all relative!
BbG: Ha! Thank you.
That evening I chose to go to the local cinema…
11 comments:
He's a sub in some ways.
Are there swinger social networks in the UK?
Hannah - I haven't looked for any but I'm intrigued by the club called Killing Kittens. I'm dying to go there but haven't decided who to take with me. Maybe I could do bloggers competition and take the winner...
Wombat - that's an interesting comment. Why do you think so?
Ha ha now that would be a more interesting competition that the average one!
Kate xx
Willing to please you. He's not the boss. You are.
How do I enter the competition? ;-)
Nice post.
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I've got the feeling that you would be the only one contending and by default, the winner :-)
so I may need to wait to get more people interested (including women as it is a club run by women for women)...
But thanks for showing an interest ;-)
Wombat - thanks for your comments!- I'm suspicious - he might be making it look that way:-)
You are most welcome, BbG.
Possibly.
It's not that easy to get into a Killig Kittens' party..!but im sure you'd deeply enjoy it!;)
It's not easy if you are happen to be a man... Have you been there Christina?
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