The real reason, for ending relationship with my X, is not enjoying the taste of his sperm anymore.
How I came to this conclusion, I'm not totally certain. It must have been gradual. I don't even remember when I started to avoid having him finishing in my mouth. I began pretending being disturbed by something; sudden noise from the fridge or radiator, neighbour's heavy step. I don't think he suspected anything.
Apparently mangos are beneficial in producing excellent taste of sperm. And I hope women were used to test this hypothesis. Not rabbits.
Other foods include cinnamon, pineapple and celery.
In Psychology Today I read that urologists generally say that men can't modify the taste of semen. But the same article gives following advice to women:
''Women need not fear injury from the force of ejaculation. Having a man come in your mouth feels like biting down on a cherry tomato''.
Would you agree?
8 comments:
I drink a lot of pineapple juice if you fancy hooking up some time?
*Read about my dating disasters at plentymorefishoutofwater*
Thanks for this Fishy. I'm sure your semen tastes lovely. But are you tall enough for my taste?
I could stand on a soapbox while you do your thing?
I'm not sure if I can do it now Fishy. I think I'm taken - Wombat asked me last night to meet him...on Skype. He wants to inteview me for his radio thing.
Let's make a date, BbG.
The vision of you removing X's penis from your north and south and pretending to examine the defrost setting on your fridge is one of the weirdest ever.
Is it a date that you would like to blog about or a private one?
Oh, either way.
Email me:
kissnblog@gmail.com
I'll see what I can do.
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