I have now found myself in a perverse liaison. Matthew, my work colleague that I have been casually seeing for 10 weeks, is not showing any signs that we may, anytime soon, be having sex.
This is a new sexual perversity. In times when sex is available like fresh bagels, not having sex is kinky and seedy. We do of course have ‘starters’, but never manage to consume a main course. Don’t take me wrong, Matthew is the king of starters – that is probably why I’m still hanging around, wanting more.
But how long can a hungry woman wait?...
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Tell me more about the starters please...
*Plentymorefishoutofwater - One Man's Dating Diary*
Starters? Is that like soup before the fish course?
I hope he knows how to use the silverware in correct fashion.
Ouch Wombat. That hurts.
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