Wednesday, 16 June 2010

Ransom

You may be wondering what is happening with me and WDW (a blogger I've dated recently). Well, it was fun, until WDW defaulted on 2 dates in a row! To miss one date is a sin, but two… unforgivable mistake.

Hence you've (hopefully) read all about me moving on, and getting into dating a live cattle futures trader. Yes, I know it sounds weird but I'm sure he will turn out just lovely.

Anyway, when WDW found out about my plans of dating another, he confronted me by text:

Wont Die Wondering: Dating a futures trader?
Beautiful but Grumpy: Almost
WDW: What's almost?
BbG: Almost means that something has been accomplished but not fully
WDW: Haha you are very amusing….enjoyed the yes man book?
BbG: not finished yet. Will post it back when I'm done.
WDW: Post it back? Not planning to see me to give it back?
BbG: no
WDW: Fine, but I am not sure I will ever get your shoes in the mailbox….
(I left a pair of cute high heels at his place few weeks ago)
BbG: Keep them for the next slave.
WDW: You were never a slave and pretty sure they would never fit into your shoe….
BbG: Well then you just need to search. Next time try specific websites
WDW: Well I would like to see you again to return the shoes at the very least – don’t care about the book, won’t read it again…
…..

WDW: Do you want your shoes back?

At which point I must have fallen asleep so not sure if I'll ever get my shoes back…

11 comments:

Loga y Lainus said...

I must say that your blog is very interesting, mas that nothing for your loving adventures.
When I read it the image of a hummingbird proving flowers comes to my head.

Loga y Lainus said...

PD: You should use some color in your blog.. I believe that white does not define you

ian said...

Awwww, that's sad. I had such high hopes for you and WDW ... Defaulting on two dates is a problem but bear in mind he's probably in mourning over the World Cup fortunes of his home country.

PS: I presume they're a cheap pair of shoes?

Beautiful but Grumpy said...

Thanks L&L. On that pic - is it you in the blue hat?

Hello Ian - he, he. You can be so cruel ;-) the shoes, hmmm. I would never leave a great pair of heels behind...

Loga y Lainus said...

Yes BbG that´s me & my wife.

Beautiful but Grumpy said...

Ha, ha, ha. Looks like i got it all wrong - you are the sexy one on all fours!

Wombat said...

What size shoe to you wear, BbG?

Aside: A friend of mine has fallen hard for a much younger Polish woman, whom I met last night.

Now I see the attraction, whereas before I could only read it.

Beautiful but Grumpy said...

I'm size 6. it's funny that eveyone worries about these shoes.
I managed to acquier a pair of Jimmy Choo's red heels yesterday.
Yes, Polish women can be irresistible;-)
Apart from that, how is life in Miami?

Wombat said...

Jimmy Choos? Sweet. I'm sure you're hotter than the Sun in those beauties.

I don't actually live in Miami...but I'm there all the time. That's a city like Las Vegas - more than three consecutive nights there would make a sane person crazy.

Sounds like fun, yes?

Polish women certainly have qualities beyond the usual...including dainty feet and great kissing style. :-)

Beautiful but Grumpy said...

You don't live in Miami?! That ruins my fantasy of sex tourism.

Wombat said...

That's my forte; ruining sex-tourism fantasies.

I guess I'll just hang around my room in the Fountainbleu by myself.