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| Photo: Akif Hakan Celebi |
I've had my date with a comedian called Adam (aka the Boss) and I am dying to tell you all about it. But in the meantime I will share a last-minute conversation we had a day before our date:
Beautiful but Grumpy: Hello Boss. Here are the details of your conference: Address. Dress code: smart casual. What food do you fancy? There is so much choice here (no 7 courses please - I want you in my bed asap). Your Secretary x
The Boss: Miss Secretary. Thank you for the information - very efficient as usual! I have a small request in that I have to dine with my agent at 6.30, so rather than a meal could we go for drinks? I can be with you for 8.30. x
BbG: 8.30 is fine (although I thought I was your agent) x
The Boss: Agent is work only. Secretary is my very helpful assistant who I allow to get personal with. Actually, Miss Secretary I have some notes for you. Do you have a pen?
BbG: Yes my Boss...
The Boss: OK good. Notes are as follows...
The Boss: I want to fuck your mouth, your pussy, and your ass. End of notes.
